s Zoscha and Gracie already know, poop was a big subject in our dear old Windsor Park earlier this month. But it seems to have died down, and the former poop receptacles seem to be filling up as fast as before the new law came into effect. Please, editor, tell those humanoids who haven't found a new way of disposing of our precious droppings that they can get a $100 fine. And I think that is a lot of money.
If some humanoids haven't figured out a new way to dump the poop, they should have been in the park with us one day recently. While we did our usual things, some humanoids were talking. They shared some very clever ideas I really hope you can pass on. The simplest one, suitable for us smaller dogs with dainty poop is to use paper towel and put it where humanoid poop goes.
Another very clever one, more suitable for bigger dogs with less dainty poop, is to get a big Tupperware type thing with a lid. Put some flushable cat (sorry, I had to say it) litter in it. Scoop the poop with a little shovel, and roll it around to get coated. Then it doesn't smell and isn't messy. Pop the lid on and take it home to the humanoid toilet. One day, we met a dog and his man who had a clever gadget that scooped the poop into a chamber that snapped shut over the poop and snapped open again over the man's poop receptacle. He said it was very easy and clean; only the bag had to be thrown in the garbage.
I hope these ideas will help the humanoids get things right, and avoid getting the fine. One hundred dollars could be much better spent on treats, balls, kongs, ropes.
Yours faithfully,
Lucy, the Scotty
Windsor Avenue